Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 12, 2015
Transcript:
enjoy this vintage 1994 classic tom the dancing bug every thursday panels from the annals of the tom the dancing bug archive check back every friday for a fresh, brand new tom the dancing bug! tom the dancing bug by ruben bolling harvey richards lawyer for children 1-800-kkidlaw the extra "k" is for extra kounsel harvey: ...so i asked him to send me a retainer, and the brat mails me this slobbery thing! secretary: mr. richards, joey kirk is on line 2. trouble at the elm playground! harvey: tell him i'll be right there! what's the problem, joey. joey: i found this cool old truck behind that fence! but larry o'neil says it's his! he's just a big, fat liar! harvey: ordinarily, i'd say that even if the truck was his, under the "finder's keepers, losers weepers" doctrine, it's now lawfully yours! joey: right! it's an open and shut case! harvey: but in this case, i advise you to hand the truck over to him! oop: what? harvey: look at him, joey! he's a brute! he'll pound you into pulp! a lawyer must consider not only legal factors, but practical ones as well... and i'd say you'd better give that truck to larry now! joey: that's not fair! harvey: need i cite the classic doctrine, "life's not fair!" i'll send you my bill--
zenguyuno over 9 years ago
I’ve seen enough of Attorney Richards. Let’s have something else.
SKJAM! Premium Member over 9 years ago
Note that “Life’s not fair” is often used as an excuse not to do anything by those who have the power to make things fairer.
Malcolm Hall over 9 years ago
I’m learning a lot from Lawyer Richards.
louieglutz over 9 years ago
old sailors call it the right of tonnage. supersedes all other rules of right-of-way.
jpozenel over 9 years ago
Looks like he was just asking for it!
kapock over 9 years ago
Ladies and gentlemen, your next Attorney General of the United States.