Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 19, 2015

I like my toast even more well done than that….burnt, really….It runs in the family, we all like it blackened…..It’s gotta have a big crunch when you bite into it….

Cajun toast.

I think it’s a great idea…put it right on the table and it rolls to whoever wants toast.

In my house that’s just me, and I’m probably in the living room at the computer..but maybe it could load itself via remote control, and then bring my toast from the kitchen when it’s ready.

Or it would just come complain cos I’m out of bread or something.

But think how great for large families… or restaurants… you could get hot toast when you want it instead of having it sit there on a little plate getting cold while you drink your orange juice.

It’s a Wonder.

No matter how you slice it, its time is done.

An earlier model, powered by the sun, was developed to help Antarctic scientists mind their kids – the polar solar stroller roller toaster.

I got rid of mine because I couldn’t stand the noise. Too much screaming when it went down the stairs.

The concept was toast from the beginning.

Funny – NoWonder Bread . . .

Just popped into his head

A witch I know has a toaster oven coaster coven………

Cygnus, we’re made of carbon, where is the carcinogen….

The dog is very cute.