- Did you know I can count on two hands how many times you've told me "I Love you" over the course of our relationship?
- Did you know I can count one hand?
How to Get Rid of the Legendarily Annoying Elmo:First, you get a blunt instrument. From much experimentation, I have found that the best blunt insrument is Elmo’s “Sesame Street” compatriot, The Count. Pick up the Count, and whack Elmo repeatedly (and very hard indeed) on the head, while COUNTING: “One, two, three, four, FIVE! FIVE whackings of Elmo!” (It is preferable to say this in a bad Transylvanian accent, but by no means mandatory.) I’ve taught this method to all of my nieces and nephews, and they have all learned it quite readily, even Michaela, my youngest niece, who is only eight months old. As an added bonus, this has taught Michaela to count to 10, which is usually all the whackings Elmo can take before expiring.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 9 years ago
Do you know i have a hand in my Count?
Ninette over 9 years ago
I kneed a count.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago
And I can count on Brevity to strrreeetttch a pun…..
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago
Not that I should talk….so…. I think I’ll just dummy up now.
jreckard over 9 years ago
I think she’d prefer that his “I love you”s would be countless.
whiteheron over 9 years ago
How do I love thee? Let me Count the ways. 1,2,3,4…….
What? Me worried ? over 9 years ago
WOW he is good ! I never saw his lips move at all !
bubujin_2 Premium Member over 9 years ago
On a Count of the calendar, his days are numbered.
Godfreydaniel over 9 years ago
How to Get Rid of the Legendarily Annoying Elmo:First, you get a blunt instrument. From much experimentation, I have found that the best blunt insrument is Elmo’s “Sesame Street” compatriot, The Count. Pick up the Count, and whack Elmo repeatedly (and very hard indeed) on the head, while COUNTING: “One, two, three, four, FIVE! FIVE whackings of Elmo!” (It is preferable to say this in a bad Transylvanian accent, but by no means mandatory.) I’ve taught this method to all of my nieces and nephews, and they have all learned it quite readily, even Michaela, my youngest niece, who is only eight months old. As an added bonus, this has taught Michaela to count to 10, which is usually all the whackings Elmo can take before expiring.