Pickles by Brian Crane for March 09, 2015

Nelson better go to potty training school.

At least he put the lid down.

Why is it always “your” grandson and never our grandson?

Sometimes it just doesn’t go where you point it. In that case, of course, it’s your job to clean it up.

I guess I should start calling my husband, Nelson. :(

She needs to put a fly in the toilet.https://worksthatwork.com/1/urinal-fly

I’ve heard when you get old and your prostate enlarges, the stream comes out in a spray.

Throw some Cheerios™ in there for Nelson to practice on.

Our bathroom has a sign that says Gentlemen, Please Be Seated.

The problem is they don’t clean up after themselves. They think cleaning it up is a woman’s job. Grrrr!

I agree totally! How can a man who has peed standing, while wearing shorts, and felt the urine splashing on his legs ever pee standing again? That splash goes all over the bathroom.

Lid up Lid down! they can’t have it both ways, and what is so hard to lower it?

like the y2k problem story arc on jump start some years ago. it’s alway your 2 kids when they’re being bad, annoying etc.it’s always our kids or my kids when they do good things.

Opal should get Nelson and Earl together and talk the subject over with them.

That would be interesting!

xxx

BRI-NO-MITE!!: Or at least bifurcates.

Pour some cat litter around the john and call it Potty Soil!!!

I saw a sign in a bar restroom that said: We aim to please. You aim too, please.

I guess Nelson isn’t the whiz kid we all thought he was.