Zeke: Wait a second. We're short a box of garlic knots. Breathe on me.
Adam: Oh, I don't think I...
Zeke: Breathe on me!
Adam: You were pumping gas! I'm a weak, weak man!
Zeke: Eat a mint. You disgust me.
Adam should be drawn and quartered for that. The only pay you get when delivering pizzas is the tips. Out of that you have to pay for your own gas, insurance, and maintenance and if your short on the bills you have to make that up too.
Hunter7 almost 10 years ago
From bagels with double cream cheese to garlic knots? Oh Adam. If you’re going to cheat… at least have the good sense to bring a box of breath mints.
Nachikethass almost 10 years ago
Actually, Adam is starting to disgust me too…
QuietStorm27 almost 10 years ago
Well DG it’s your own fault for not gassing up at the end of the last delivery. The garlic knots were in danger of getting cold.
echoraven almost 10 years ago
Not cool Adam; not cool. Pizza guy’s cargo is the sacred cargo of deliciousness…
Inthemiddle almost 10 years ago
Anticipated this!
MontanaLady almost 10 years ago
Ooooooooooooooooo……………..
That guy is scary!
ChessPirate almost 10 years ago
Adam, you knot-head!
ron almost 10 years ago
Is this bumbling oaf what has become of the American male?
nosirrom almost 10 years ago
Adam should be drawn and quartered for that. The only pay you get when delivering pizzas is the tips. Out of that you have to pay for your own gas, insurance, and maintenance and if your short on the bills you have to make that up too.
Doctor11 almost 10 years ago
Dump Adam on the side of the road and make him walk home.
neverenoughgold almost 10 years ago
I don’t know, Doctor Toon; but pizza and chocolate just seems so wrong…
The Life I Draw Upon almost 10 years ago
Hear hear.