Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for March 17, 2015

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    Suertude  over 9 years ago

    I heard Apple was working on a car. I wonder if it will have windows

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 9 years ago

    There may be a problem with the Apple gun…the seven-day waiting period.

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    Brett Bydairk  over 9 years ago

    Apple gun? Why not, there are already potato guns…

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 9 years ago

    As long as the Apple drones continue buying over-priced items, Apple will continue selling them.

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    louieglutz  over 9 years ago

    you get what you pay for.

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    Ubintold  over 9 years ago

    Maybe with the onset of 3-D printers Apple will start a food replicator like on Star Trek. What if the first item was an apple ? An Apple apple.

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    redback  over 9 years ago

    I’m thinking about.. the iBlender. people will suddenly start talking about the importance of making juice, you will need to give the instructions through an iphone (does not work as stand alone), and even tough that may seem inconvenient, instead it will allow to store in the icloud the recipes of the different juices. it will count the calories of the juices, and it will know the speed required to blend the ingredients. Suddenly it will be common to share juice recipes in social media, and somehow, people will manage to carry a blender wherever they walk, because it would not be cool if people don’t know you paid 3 times the price of an ordinary blender for your personal blender. There will be conversations everywhere about how is not an overpriced blender, but how all the blenders up till now are worthless and how Apple managed to change history with its new blender, and somehow, whatever people have been doing up till now are not juices because juices didn’t exist before. It will require to be plugged to two wall sockets for some reason and if somebody says that this is not convenient, fanboys will say that this is the new tendency and all appliances will require to plug to two sockets at the same time anyway. It will have an amazingly small base, even though to make it this size, many features are left out, and the motor will be underpowered. The vase to put the ingredients will also be smaller, but as fanboys say, who needs that much juice. If the other blenders have many buttons, this one will have only one button, but to achieve different functions, the button will have to be pushed, twisted and placed at different positions. fanboys everywhere will say that this is the most intuitive way to control a blender. If all other blenders have only one dial, this one will have many types of controls. If there are blenders that have many buttons and others that have only one dial or button, this one will be controlled by touching different parts of the cap. People everywhere will mention how this is a breakthrough in design. And of course, you have to change blender every two years (but may be every year they will update the iBlender with an ‘s’ version)

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    redback  over 9 years ago

    heh. maybe we are not that far:http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-x8U_pr0Igvk/UPTAyKyBzyI/AAAAAAAAL0U/zLBIF9Z0EVI/s1600/JimBentonComic-AppleBlender.jpg

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    zippykatz  over 9 years ago

    The apple orchard.

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    tammyspeakslife Premium Member over 9 years ago

    The iHome security system

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    JoePhan  over 9 years ago

    The Apple Car needs a special tool to change a tire: the Apple Jack.

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    JoePhan  over 9 years ago

    The Apple Car needs a special tool to change a tire: the Apple Jack.

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