The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 16, 2015

D’oh! (boy)

He still might be poppin’ but he ain’t fresh.

That’s absolutely barbaric! Pastries should be kneaded by hand!

I think he was just trying to follow the recipe, and he got mixed up.

They’ll know better after they sift through all the evidence….Meanwhile, I guess I’ll send some flours to his family.His poor wife has … well… you know…a bun in the oven.

’Tis a far batter thing……..

Starting a rerun week of March 2009 strips.

Mrs. Butterworth says the funeral will be held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

His girlfriend invited him over for a mixer.

I think it was just a terrible accident. Someone forgot to replace the beaters with a dough hook.Oh well, at yeast he wasn’t fried.

At yeast the victim wasn’t burned.

I blew a fuse in my brain trying to come up with one you guys hadn’t already used. Good job, y’all.

Very good!

They must be with the CSI (Culinary Scene Investigations)

All your comments are better than the cartoon!

He’s bread, Jim.

Wow….delicious comments today, y’all.

Most determined case of suicide I’ve ever seen! (Playboy circa ~ late 60’s)

Only that was a meat grinder with an arm coming out with the hand on the crank.

Poor Poppin Fresh! Just his luck; he said he needed help, and they sent him a KitchenAid.

Sorry everyone, but your jokes today seem a bit crumby and stale.