The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 20, 2015

I could see right through that trap.

Ernie brought his spiel from his days working at the car lof.

Looks like Ernie nailed the sale on the one beside it.

The ashtray is for when the vampire burns up from the sunlight.

Hope he has a supply of Moonblock. Moonburn will do a number on his youthful appearance.

Ernie Eubanks ? Was he related to the dating games’ Bob Eubanks ?

Actually, that is quite a deal. Have you seen the price of caskets now days. When my wife died 15+ years ago, her casket ran over $3000.

Ernie had a stake in the company.

ash tray in the coffin? well , I suppose that’s fitting …a placefor the ashes of coffin nails

What? No cup holder for his midnight cup of warm blood?

No repeat customers, tho.

What? No Buffy jokes?

@What ? Me Worried ?I think a baseball player, but I didn’t recall his middle initial was U.

……and didn’t stop at the pedestrian crossing.

Salvage all workable spare parts, and let the nearest medical school have the rest for instruction. They will vaporize the leftovers.

Ashtray? It just proves it’s not the cough that carries you off, it’s the coffin they carry you off in!