Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 23, 2015

At the next table, the lime and the lemon are on a rind date.

Olive these comments are great, you guys really beet me to it this morning.

jreckard, I heard the lime was in the coconut, she drank it all up…

The lemon soured on their date and said “Exsqueaze me?”….

Awww, those guys are the salt of the earth….

Guess they ran out of small talk.

Funny, she doesn’t look Chinese

They’re probably going Dutch……..

The speaker looks like a real dog though.