Last Kiss by John Lustig for March 20, 2015

And sincerity. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.

So the mood swings – they’ll be real, I take it?

Shall we see how many times you can fake those?

“Hi Sally.”, said Harry, when they first met.

Uh oh… as Seinfeld once said: here comes the First Lady of American Theatre.

Fake it or make it…..its in your court baby!But not to worry, I just love messing with all the buttons.

Sex with her is like an old margarine commercial. Is it butter? Is it margarine? Nope. It’s Parkaaaaayyyy.

Give me a chance to make them authentic.

Men can do it too.

Making a woman achieve that is kind of like starting up my old M88 Medium Recovery Tank I operated back in Alaska….Now this girl had it all….fully equipped….built for “rough” handling….massive cubic inch displacement…..built for the long haul….she would give you all she got………but it took messing with all the correct switches, charging up the batteries, engaging the pony motor, then crank and crank and crank for all she is worth……then finally a cough, a sputter, then BOOM HOLD ON FOR THE RIDE!!!!!!!!!!56 tons of armor beauty. 1790 Cubic Inch displacement, twin supercharged gasoline engine, over 1400 horse power once she got fired up. Single front winch capable of 90 tons pull on a single 3 1/2 inch cable. 25 ton fold down crane boom.Her name was Shirley…..as in “Can you pull me out…..Surely, I can”

And she only fakes those with people she’s not sexually compatible with…men.