Monty by Jim Meddick for March 31, 2015
March 30, 2015
April 01, 2015
Transcript:
I'm thoroughly enjoying this ventriloquism business! It allows me to express extremely harsh, rude sentiments in a socially acceptable manner... Observe... I hate looking at poor people! Their clothes are so shabby and they often make poor fashion choices! Um... Actually, sir, I believe you once said something rather similar without the doll... Perhaps... But in this instance I said it in a funny voice.
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member over 9 years ago
And talking about poor fashion choices…
Plods with ...™ over 9 years ago
Jeff Dunham’s lawyers will be calling. You’re stealing his act.
e.groves over 9 years ago
Sometimes when the strip is on Sedgewick, the word bush keeps popping into my head. Strange.
nitromicro over 9 years ago
Yes, it’s as if their stylists just don’t care.
ZorkArg over 9 years ago
I hate that kid…
steverinoCT over 9 years ago
I love the ventriloquist acts where the dummy is truly treated as an individual; like on the series “Soap” where Burt (Richard Mulligan) would interact with Bob independently of Chuck (Jay Johnson).
Vlad Taltos over 9 years ago
“I shall call this dummy ‘Stephen Colbert.’”
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Jarvis, by all means encourage the Little Master in his new hobby! Not only can he reinforce his elitist stereotypes with impunity, but, more importantly, you can sit down and read the newspaper in a leisurely way while nominally on the job!