Kliban by B. Kliban for April 17, 2015

Prayer, the last refuge of a scoundrel!

Everything that rises must converge.

See what happens when you are good.

The Buddhist circle around a while; get bored and land again.

Thessaionians — didn’t he write for Star Trek too!

What goes up……..must come down???

Come the Rapture, can I have your car?

Heaven always sounded pretty boring. I can take my relatives for about 2 hours a year at Christmas. If I have to spend all eternity listening to the story about the noodles I’d rather be anywhere else…..

Looks like he was stuck for an idea. This is not a great one by any means.

I can hardly believe y’all missed the point.