Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 30, 2015

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    Ninette  over 9 years ago

    If you expect to rate as a wife do not expectorate on your husband.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 9 years ago

    You wouldn’t want to get between them when they argue.

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    Varnes  over 9 years ago

    Well, of course it would be past tense by then…

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    Varnes  over 9 years ago

    How about that first really great fart where she wonders what the hell she has done?

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    PICTO  over 9 years ago

    Did the Dalai Lama officiate at their wedding?

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    Arianne  over 9 years ago

    This would have come as no surprise if she had married Mark. ( If she had said schpit instead of spit, I would have sworn that was Lisa Douglas.)

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    Ubintold  over 9 years ago

    Just think their offspring will be the spitting image of one of them.

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    Godfreydaniel  over 9 years ago

    She should’ve married Al Paca……….

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    What? Me worried ?  over 9 years ago

    It took you 3 days to swap spit on your honeymoon ? Wow ,someone must be shy !

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    hippogriff  over 9 years ago

    Number Six: Llamas are no-hump camels.

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