- Mom, we're three days into the honey moon and Donald and I had our first spit. - I think you mean "spat"
If you expect to rate as a wife do not expectorate on your husband.
You wouldn’t want to get between them when they argue.
Well, of course it would be past tense by then…
How about that first really great fart where she wonders what the hell she has done?
Did the Dalai Lama officiate at their wedding?
This would have come as no surprise if she had married Mark. ( If she had said schpit instead of spit, I would have sworn that was Lisa Douglas.)
Just think their offspring will be the spitting image of one of them.
She should’ve married Al Paca……….
It took you 3 days to swap spit on your honeymoon ? Wow ,someone must be shy !
Number Six: Llamas are no-hump camels.
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Ninette over 9 years ago
If you expect to rate as a wife do not expectorate on your husband.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 9 years ago
You wouldn’t want to get between them when they argue.
Varnes over 9 years ago
Well, of course it would be past tense by then…
Varnes over 9 years ago
How about that first really great fart where she wonders what the hell she has done?
PICTO over 9 years ago
Did the Dalai Lama officiate at their wedding?
Arianne over 9 years ago
This would have come as no surprise if she had married Mark. ( If she had said schpit instead of spit, I would have sworn that was Lisa Douglas.)
Ubintold over 9 years ago
Just think their offspring will be the spitting image of one of them.
Godfreydaniel over 9 years ago
She should’ve married Al Paca……….
What? Me worried ? over 9 years ago
It took you 3 days to swap spit on your honeymoon ? Wow ,someone must be shy !
hippogriff over 9 years ago
Number Six: Llamas are no-hump camels.