Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 26, 2015
Transcript:
Dad: Cool! We're covered if a volcano forms under our house! Oo, or if the house is struck by space debris, either natural OR man-made! Whoa! In case of a nuclear strike, we're covered, but ONLY IF- Mom: Yes, ddear. Our insurance is fascinating. Do you remember WHY you're reasing it? Dad: Oh, right, right. There isn't anything about holed punched in the wall by errant unicorns. Phoebe: Are you sure that space stuff doesn't apply? We were playing "Princess Nebula, Rider of Streaking Comets." Marigold: I believe "Acts of Unicorn" are coverd in Appendix IV.
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
Didn’t Peter Griffin once fall for a volcano insurance scam?
Kali39 over 9 years ago
Can’t we stretch the “act of god” clause these policies always have to apply to “act of magical creature”? I guess we can’t say “act of magic” because slamming your horn into the wall doesn’t really qualify as magic, but you never know…
ivanprime93 over 9 years ago
To me Phoebe’s dad looks like Nash from radio dead air.
Monster Hesh over 9 years ago
I want to hear this “only IF” clause. Phoebe, your dad maybe gets a bit too incredibly excited over dire and probably lethal circumstances.
P51Strega over 9 years ago
They’ll cover that hole. It’s no more than a few hundred dollars to fix, and that’s how much they’ll raise your rates every year.
pumaman over 9 years ago
A little spackle and paint is all you need! Ha ha. Spackle. That’s a funny word.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 9 years ago
A little spackle, a little paint, no one will notice…
tripwire45 over 9 years ago
If everyone can see the unicorn, I’m surprised people aren’t a bit more startled and astonished.
Stellagal over 9 years ago
Unless her horn is preventing a pipe from bursting, could somebody help Marigold free herself?
Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago
I see.
trevorpmp over 9 years ago
This is so funny. This comic strip is one of the best there is. Always look forward to seeing what Phoebe and Marigold are up to…
ChuckberryNOnothim Premium Member over 9 years ago
@GWBearI agree that this comic is one of the best. The characters are evolving and becoming intricate parts of the strip. I hope Phoebe and HN age like Luann characters. Would be great to watch them grow up.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 9 years ago
Phoebe has cool parents, even if she doesn’t think so.