Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for April 03, 2015
April 02, 2015
April 04, 2015
Transcript:
Man: Shh! He knows we're here. Stay quiet and don't move. Woman: This is so scary. Man: No kidding. I'd rather find a zombie apocalypse on the porch than a kids with a clipboard.
I love it when they knock when I’m cleaning my guns. I just answer the door with whatever gun I’m cleaning in my hand. How can I help you today? I just ran out of targets myself.
I opened the door with my just my shorts on and hair a couple feet long (1978). The nice ladies wanted to talk to me about the Book of Mormon. I told them I was a Druid.
I still can’t find out from any of them how the Lost Tribes, writing in Ancient Egyptian, knew the boats were cigar-shaped when tobacco and cigars are a Western Hemisphere artifact.
kcycrs over 9 years ago
Perhaps you can invite him in and tell him about your personal relationship with Lucifer.
J Short over 9 years ago
Open the door with just a robe on and invite them in for a bath.
miscreant over 9 years ago
I love it when they knock when I’m cleaning my guns. I just answer the door with whatever gun I’m cleaning in my hand. How can I help you today? I just ran out of targets myself.
BearsDown Premium Member over 9 years ago
I opened the door with my just my shorts on and hair a couple feet long (1978). The nice ladies wanted to talk to me about the Book of Mormon. I told them I was a Druid.
hippogriff over 9 years ago
I still can’t find out from any of them how the Lost Tribes, writing in Ancient Egyptian, knew the boats were cigar-shaped when tobacco and cigars are a Western Hemisphere artifact.