Hey, Obi Wan. You know how you can move things with just the force of your mind? How about helping me move this Sunday? I've got a new dorm room across town ... Come ooooon!
Being a Jedi is a lot like owning a truck
A Cracked video about superpowers pointed out that if you had super strength but weren’t a hero, villain, or athlete, you’d just be the friend who helps people move.
electricshadow Premium Member over 9 years ago
If anything would drive him to the Dark Side, this would do it.
Bilan over 9 years ago
Or at least want to learn Darth Vader’s choking move.
PICTO over 9 years ago
Don’t try to force him…
cdward over 9 years ago
Jedi have this advantage…. “I am not the Jedi you are looking for. Move along. Move along.”
Darryl Heine over 9 years ago
“Leave me alone and use the force, Luke!”
Coyoty Premium Member over 9 years ago
It’s a great disturbance.
Stephen Gilberg over 9 years ago
A Cracked video about superpowers pointed out that if you had super strength but weren’t a hero, villain, or athlete, you’d just be the friend who helps people move.
abbybookcase over 9 years ago
why my dad finally went to a car nobody would want to borrow
mr_sherman Premium Member over 9 years ago
Yeah, Pacers are good for that. Also keeping your teenaged daughters safe.