The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 26, 2015
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The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Arnie: Yo, Brutus! Arnie: Where have you been all day? I've been trying to call you! Brutus: Veeblefester asked me to go golfing with him! Arnie: No kidding? That's great! How'd you do? Brutus: My driving was excellent! Arnie: Good for you! How far were you driving the ball? Brutus: Not the ball - I was driving the cart!
Gerald Henley over 9 years ago
That is the fun part of golfing. I like it when the passenger has his feet up on the dash and I drove sideways on a steepish hill and he rolled right out the cart. I was a young lieutenant and he was the battalion executive officer. Good thing I was leaving for the states the next day.
kumaandi over 9 years ago
What’s wrong with walking.
MaCookie7 over 9 years ago
Some golf clubs won’t let you walk. It backs up those waiting to tee off.
ChessPirate over 9 years ago
He’s an excellent driver. ‘Course he’s got Jeopardy! at five o’clock.
Jeff0811 over 9 years ago
That’s about par for the day. Nothing tees me off more than waiting for the guy in front of me to tee off.
Jim Kerner over 9 years ago
Nice drive Brutus.