Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for April 01, 2015

I think we can assume that’s not iced coffee in Gary’s cup.

Sometimes Gary needs a little help relaxing….

Wine does it for Chip, and he has the nipple burns to prove it.

Cheryl told him to put on a robe or suffer the consequences..

Nothing’s moving at their house, slack or otherwise….

At least Bif keeps his clothes on………..for now.

Mr. Lyon called for you. He wants you to call him back at 1-800- ZOO-CATS.

2Old… Glad to see Gary’s wearing a robe now!I just noticed another robe like his a few days ago….

I’m thinking that the after-Christmas clearance sale at Manny’s Menswear and Motor Repair was a huge success….

Mycoralee… always nice to see a new face on Ballard St….

Please stop by the Tiki Bar for a “Welcome Neighbor” pack, which contains many goodies…

Including coupons for a free banana daiquiri at the Tiki Bar(One per customer; proof of age required) or soft drink, 25% off one costume rental at StelBel’s Costume Annex(with negotiable deposit for new customers), And one introductory $17.83 men’s or woman’s haircut at my salon (Appointments preferred, drop-ins welcome if time allows, but it rarely does.)

As for children on Ballard St…they do show up now and then…though it’s always a surprise….

Oh… I almost forgot…

Bev! Monkey!

I saw what you said yesterday…and my pies are NOT getting smaller!Sigh…. nothing in my life seems to be getting smaller.

My pies are still the plumpest, feshest, tastiest and fruitiest…. er… I mean… full-of-fruit-est?… pies to be had in Ballard County and far beyond.

You guys are just getting spoiled.What seemed like a giant pie when I started making them, compared to the so-called competition,just seems like “the usual” to you now.

But look around…. I’ll stack my pies up against…um… well, no, I don’t like stacking them against things…But I’ll …um….well, you know what I mean!

and, from last March:

Good morning everyone. Looks like a sunny day coming and warmer too,also. :) Peace.

Where do i go to apply for that job?

Gary forgot to put on the pants to his Santa suit.

Someone’s gotta do it (don’t they?) Gary and you are doing such a good job of it. At least all you commenters are flowing in the faster currents. Great job!

I gave him that robe………………………..

You’ll like it here, we’re oddly……. fun……

Dear Mr. Jerry Van Amerongen, I don’t know where in the world you come up with ideas, but your comics are hilarious! Thank you for your work and effort, it is appreciated.

“Yes,what 2old and getting younger,said. Hi. :) Edit:getting younger.

I see nothing wrong here…..perfectly acceptable.Like the song from Kongos….It’s a Good LifeYeah we all have had those dreamsOf the sun, and the sea, and an island.Where you switch off.It’s a good life, It’s a good life…..for me.My bestest friend in my world retired today.He will be moving back to his home in Lubbock.I will miss him.Give me a few more years….then I will switch off (but I ain’t moving to Lubbock….too many tornadoes…..ha! As a tear wells in my eye)

zzzzZZZZzzzzzzz…zz..zzzzz

note to sefl…. carruts dont taste lak nanners…