Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 02, 2015

Someone had better watch the paint pail………….

Childish patter…….adult work to be done…….. take action Flo..

Good morning Andy fans._________@beviek: I designed communication equipment, wrote computer programs and maintained databases for 41 years. After I retired I bought a smart tv. It turned out to be smarter than me. I felt insulted. So you are in good company._________Be healthy my friends.

How many eggs did he lay?I thought that particular bit of massacre of grsmmar was a feature of Americanish, not English. Apparently I was mistaken.

It’s “LIE there,” not “LAY there.”

@Affi: it sounds like fun Good Friday.___________@Gweedo: yes, I am an ex tech. However, people still call me about their computer, tv and phone problems. I should charge them for my services. LOL.____________@beviek: will your avatar change after Easter?____________Have a fun-filled day everyone.

Andy’s like me. Not afraid of work. We can both lie down beside it and go to sleep.

…aaah, “Rain, Steam, and Speed – The Great Western Railway”……one of my all-time favorites…

@Reg Smythe:Really, even in a comic strip, you can’t have Flo say, “How can you just lie there?”Is that how you say it, or are you deliberately trying to teach another generation that that is proper grammar?

“I can’t stand to see you struggling like that, Pet. I’ll go into another room”

xxx

Gweedo – It’s legal here !!! – Murray said, about 23 hours ago

You’re fantastic alla time !!-My teachers commented on a number of things… -Your education may not be well rounded, but oval is good enough. -Maria Bamford, and some of the other comedy folk. -I’m not spewing like a sailor, all over the place, just that those words are occasionally in my repper-toy-err. -I didn’t say they LIVE THERE !!! (are you twisting my non-existent words ??)It is their church. What I like about them is their low profile and except for the after service chatter and occasional car alarm I hardly know they’re there. They have pretty good literature too, as religio’ stuff goes. I will eventually make a donation to help with printing costs. I have the money set aside. If you zoomed, you saw the front of the place I am in. I’m glad the shots meet with your approval. -Well, hope you get the one nearby. I will burn the bridge when I am on it. ..Means you move in a hurry as the flames lick yer behind !-Got off to a good start.May “Thirsty” flood you with jobs call backs !__________________________________________________

That’s nice of you to say. -Do you still have your old school reports? I bet they are interesting to read! You are right… My education wasn’t perfect but I always get compliments on my intelligence. Or lack of in my personal opinion.-When I told you about Stuart Little 2, I noticed Maria’s name on the cast list. Here is a link: Link You might have to scroll down a bit. Her name is 16th in the list.-OK! OK! I’m sorry… My bad! On a few occasions, We’ve had Jehovah’s Witnesses at the door too. My Dad answered the door and they asked him if he believed in the power of prayer. They wouldn’t want to speak to me though… Seeing as I’m a blood donor.-Funny enough, Newcastle has a bridge. Here is a pic:

I only live an hour away from that beautiful city.-I always appreciate your good wishes regarding my job search. In fact, I already have a job…. And that’s trying to find a job! You probably saw that coming.-Keep well hydrated to avoid a Thirsty Thursday!

Song of the Day – Requested by FANOLIO:

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I only have myself to blame. I knew that women are only allowed to donate every 4 months but I thought it wouldn’t matter too much. I nearly always feel well after my donation.But rules are rules, I’ve been suspended until June.

@Gweedo: you never really retire._____________How true, how very true.