Reminds me of the old guy who picked up a hitchhiker near the Texas oil fields. The pedestrian noticed, but didn’t want to say anything about, a pair of glasses sitting on the seat that had what they used to call Coke bottles for lenses (huge muthas, in case you hadn’t heard the term). As they drove on in silence, the growing uneasiness finally got to the rider. As casually as he could, he asked, “Those your glasses?” “Yep,” the driver laconically replied. Trying to hide his alarm, rider asked, “Don’t you think you should be wearing them?” “Don’t need to,” the old guy replied, “prescription windshield.”
Aussie Down Under over 9 years ago
Cuts out the middle man.
PICTO over 9 years ago
There is a more refined way of doing that…
P51Strega over 9 years ago
Crude
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 9 years ago
It’s okay to steal oil from the drillionaires
hippogriff over 9 years ago
Watch out, nothing can lick its weight in wildcatters.
K M over 9 years ago
Reminds me of the old guy who picked up a hitchhiker near the Texas oil fields. The pedestrian noticed, but didn’t want to say anything about, a pair of glasses sitting on the seat that had what they used to call Coke bottles for lenses (huge muthas, in case you hadn’t heard the term). As they drove on in silence, the growing uneasiness finally got to the rider. As casually as he could, he asked, “Those your glasses?” “Yep,” the driver laconically replied. Trying to hide his alarm, rider asked, “Don’t you think you should be wearing them?” “Don’t need to,” the old guy replied, “prescription windshield.”