Rubes by Leigh Rubin for April 03, 2015

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    tahoeh2o  over 9 years ago

    He finally see’s the elephant in the room…

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    Superfrog  over 9 years ago

    It’s nice to find a bar where you can still make a trunk call.

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    Hardhar  over 9 years ago

    Quick thinking bartender. Used his gray matter.

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    Lakegal  over 9 years ago

    Well, I’m substantial…and gray.

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    Karaboo2  over 9 years ago

    Give Dumbo the nuts before he squashes yours.

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  over 9 years ago

    Good thing for the bartender that elephants are vegetarians. However, not a good thing if at some time in the past the elephant was taught to use a mallet to drive in tent stakes at a circus. They never forget, you know.

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    Marblemouth  over 9 years ago

    Don’t ever argue with something that has a 15-foot long nose. It can blow 5-gallons of boogers on you.

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    docredbird  over 9 years ago

    That has to be a world-record length for an elephant’s trunk.

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