Ozy and Millie by Dana Simpson for March 31, 2015

Jesus loves you, Felicia! Everybody else thinks you’re a (CENSORED!)

Next week: Felicia passes her own RFRA.

More like. What would Jesus say?

…in a nutshell…

Felicia may be in for a surprise when she meets her Maker.

Blasphemy, that’s what happens when one reads a cereal box instead of the Holy Bible.

In reading through the comments – I love it when the self-righteous call out those they consider Hypocrites… As I’ve always heard, “It takes one to KNOW one.”

Depends on which Jesus Felicia is referring to.The one who does their yard or the more religious one.But Felicia better be careful….he could be the towel boy in the Steam Bath.

She actually looked better when she looked more like a sheep dog.

Josh: Felicia, there’s a fun thing I like to do with clippers. When I’m trough, the only thing you’ll have left is the ribbon on your head and the plaid dress on your body! Mawh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Yes, I loathe vulgarity, but not dark humor!

My pastor had a small plaque hanging on his kitchen wall; it read: “Jesus loves you, but I’m His favourite.” (The pastor’s WIFE hung it there. She was one of MY favourites, too!)

Yeah, the Lord likes you, but that doesn’t mean He likes what you do.