Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 16, 2015
April 15, 2015
April 17, 2015
Transcript:
June: Let's trade seats, Ralph! Someone would be less likely to take the empty seat with you in the middle! Ralph: No way! I'm staying on the aisle! Lady: Excuse me, may I sit over there? Ralph: OK, I'll trade. June: Keep that seat belt fastened!!
LeoAutodidact over 9 years ago
Ralph likes to be closer to the window so he can appreciate the scenery.
(Honeybnch DOESN’t appreciate when he does that.)
Agent54 over 9 years ago
That bucket O Chicken disappeared quick – bucket and all.
jojo318 over 9 years ago
Don’t get your apron in a bunch.
Johnnie Polo Premium Member over 9 years ago
Ralph finds a pretty girl that’s not nasty, overbearing, & insulting attractive. Imagine that “honeybunch”!
kaystari Premium Member over 9 years ago
Where’d the bucket of fried chicken go??!?!
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 9 years ago
I knew it!!! All he had to do was sit in the middle seat until the plane took off then once the seat belt light went off he could have moved back to the aisle. Taaa-daaa!
2Goldfish over 9 years ago
Honeybunch… apron on an airplane. Really? Come on…
flyfisher over 9 years ago
A better strategy is to occupy the aisle & window seat, leaving an undesirable middle seat.
shamino over 9 years ago
The real trick is to sit on the two outer seats. Strangers will not want to take the seat between you, since it’s neither a window nor an aisle. And if someone does, you can ask to swap with them afterward anyway.
ChessPirate over 9 years ago
“Click it or Kick it!”
2252895 over 9 years ago
You blew it Ralphie boy.
locake over 9 years ago
What airlines don’t have assigned seating? I’ve never been on one like that.