Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for April 06, 2015

In today’s thrilling action, Addison Radley pretends to know how to use a spoon. I would be hesitant to trust her with a car, myself.

Let’s change her name to Adderall Radley.

She’s a new character but she’s already learned to prominently place her hands in every frame. She had to drop that spoon pretty fast between P2 and P3 to get the full extended hand effect.

Another Milford kid from a broken home. At least her name reminded me of the classic Beverly Hillbillies scene involving a distinguished meteorologist played by the great John McGiver.“How do you do? I’m Justin Addison.”Jed: “Shucks, I’m just a Clampett.”

“Great, honey. Go out and buy one then and you’ll have one.”.Twerp.

It’s Ground Hog day in MILFord with new charachters!Home Alone 3

Hmmm, bring an overnight bag to school? Is it Prom Night sleepover? Is Addison the new softball star? Tru(e)‘s true love? Mimi’s replacement now that she’s reverse aged into an infant? So many questions. Tune in next time for WTF!

It’s Opening Day here in DC, but still no baseball in Milford. Condolences to Ellisburkes. not a good start for the Cubs last night but hey, 161 more to go. At least they have a manager, although I miss the rotating group of coaches they tried for a while in the 60’s. It worked so well it took 50 years before the New Jersey Devils tried it this year with about the same level of suckcess.

uhhhh, Addison … when people say “talk to the hand,” they don’t mean your own hand

It’s Wednesday at Addison’s house, Monday everywhere else.

P1- What is emitting from Mommy Dearest’ cup, steam? Who drew that, Billy from Family Circus?

In all reality , is Addison the grandaughter of Boo Radley and will this story line be titled To Kill A Mudlark . Maybe Grandpa Boo will help Gil coach.

Take, not bring.

Divorced parents, power-dressing, briefcase-toting mom, high sense of entitlement, nails too long to be a jock. Looks like all the makings for the new star softball pitcher.

Wow, what a short story line. Spoiled, self-entitled, child of a broken home, comes to Milford, will screw with Gil’s star’s head, distraction ruins the season, Mimi saves her soul with a two panel confrontation, while we all wait for a repeat in football. Maybe, I’ll see what Prince Valiant’s up to this summer. Oh, and good point Bitsy

Are those hairy arms in panel three or is that the sleeves to the top she has on?

And we’re off. Maybe this storyline will be realistic and intriguing. Ah, who am I kidding, I’m sure the crazy meter will keep moving to the right. And speaking of right, today’s Mopped Up Thorp is right on.

Dad’s picking her up after school – no indication at this point that it’s a broken home, conclusion-jumpers!

Even if she had her own car and drove herself to Dad’s place, she would still need an overnight bag. Or — and this just occurred to me — maybe she’s having an extra heavy time of month and her mother’s telling her not to go to school unprepared. (For those of you without daughters, “overnight” is a level of pad strength.)

Is it possible that she’s Gil’s or maybe Kaz’s bastard child?

PANEL THREE REMINDED ME OF THE OLD SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE EPISODES WHERE GARRETT MORRIS WOULD DO THE PART FOR THE HEARING IMPAIRED!