Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 10, 2015

Mummy…

….in honour of Mummy’s Day.

Sounds like an English baby.

Must be ex-pats though, cos in the UK, Mother’s Day (Mothering Sunday) was on March 15th.

Then again, she’s only a baby… she probably can’t read the calendar.

The real mummy’s curse is when they start using him for potty training.

Just another example of how people can get too wrapped up in what they’re doing.

No she exclaimed what occurs before the toilet paper.

That’s what Roseanne Rosannadana told Jane Curtin.

Mummy, are you my mummy? – For all you Whovians.

Happy mummy’s day.

Give “it” a taste of the baby food, and see what happens…

Oh wait, “it” doesn’t have a mouth!