Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 15, 2015

Not quite. She was already fat before she put the pantsuit on.

It was years ago, in May, my wife was trying on a new pair of jeans. She turned to me and asked “Honey, do these jeans make my butt look fat?”

I replied “No dear, those jeans don’t make you butt look fat….It’s your butt that makes your butt look fat.”

I didn’t come out of the coma until October.

Gary is lost, he belongs in a Farcus cartoon.

So she started wearing a skirt.

I’ve learned through trial and error which questions Not to Answer, at least truthfully!

Sounds like a Family Feud question.

I doubt it was a lie. The clothes didn’t make her look fat. Genes maybe, or diet.

Mury Povich a idiot show or a show for idiots to watch???