Jeff Danziger for April 28, 2010

And if you weren’t so corrupt and so poorly managed, we’d even let you play in the shuffleboard tournament.

Trolling for sharks.

So they’d be better off without the rope?

… A domino that casts a shadow over Portugal and Spain.

^ That’s the trouble with sunny countries, the bloody shadows that come with it (except at high noon. And at night. ahem, nm me)