Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for May 10, 2015
May 09, 2015
May 11, 2015
Transcript:
Woman 1: This is me on mother's day. Woman 2: You took a selfie in your bubble bath? Woman 2: No. My husband put laundry detergent in the dishwasher. Woman 1: Oh, my. Woman 1: Yes. Happy special day to me.
Back in the early 60’s my Mom was having a bubble bath on Mother’s Day when my older brother came home with blood spewing from his foot. A snapping turtle had bit his big toe. Mom had to get out of the tub and take him to get stitches. A few years later on another Mother’s Day my older brother and I both got injured playing in a trash dump. My brother required stitches in his knee and I needed them in my foot. We knew how to make her feel needed.
Ubintold over 9 years ago
And where was the buffoon during that episode ?
J Short over 9 years ago
Back in the early 60’s my Mom was having a bubble bath on Mother’s Day when my older brother came home with blood spewing from his foot. A snapping turtle had bit his big toe. Mom had to get out of the tub and take him to get stitches. A few years later on another Mother’s Day my older brother and I both got injured playing in a trash dump. My brother required stitches in his knee and I needed them in my foot. We knew how to make her feel needed.
Darryl Heine over 9 years ago
Mother’s Day selfie, huh?
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
Laundry detergent shouldn’t foam that much…hand dishwashing soap, yes
You try it and report back the results.
We’ll be waiting…
:>)