dad: buddy, put on this hard hat 'cause i'm going to drop some knowledge on you!! who were the first earthlings to orbit the moon? two tortoises in the russian space program! two tortoises in the russion space program!
The Soviets probably traded a couple of their legendary tractors for those tortoises (which of course means whoever got the tractors got the worst of the deal……)
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
Um… I’d like to know where the USSR got the pair of tortoises.
gobblingup Premium Member over 9 years ago
But that’ll never penetrate his brain with a hard hat on!
pumaman over 9 years ago
And then a dog.
Lady Nicole over 9 years ago
I think they survived.
Nancy Murphy over 9 years ago
The hard shells hitting the hard hat will definitely make a lasting impression! Scared the heck out of him.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago
Ouch!
Godfreydaniel over 9 years ago
The Soviets probably traded a couple of their legendary tractors for those tortoises (which of course means whoever got the tractors got the worst of the deal……)
Tawanda over 9 years ago
BTW, is that true? Tortoises were the first … I thought it was a dog… interesting…
nailer Premium Member over 9 years ago
The first to orbit the moon.The first in space was the dog Laika. She didn´t survive, but I don´t know if she came back.
Kim Metzger Premium Member over 9 years ago
Teenage Russian Cosmo Turtles?