Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 15, 2010

Love it, Tim!

Brewster will ‘top’ these clowns!

Ask a stupid question, Ensign Kenny, get a stupid answer …

But how to destroy this killbot without revealing my true, secret identity?

And doesn’t he resemble a Cyberman?

Wait until Irritable Belle gives him a stern talking to for interrupting her afternoon break.

It’s panels like these remind me why my superpowers never amounted to much.

Insomnia Man

I am Captain Daydream! And while I was watching that killbot attack you, I started thinking about ways to rescue you, and that reminded me of how I once stared out a window and saw the pretty clouds that looked like… Wh-what? Did you say something?

With superheros like these, who needs supervillains.

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I am flatulence man. Great burritos for dinner. I have the power to drive my mate and my cat from the bedroom.In my youth, I was known to produce flames of epic proportions. I can slowly clear a room at any party.Beeno is my only known adversary.

Killbots, you met your match. No! Put those matches away!

Lewreader:

Great Avatar are you hers/his?

This is a job for Earnest Person. Earnest person really cares. Earnest Person will help in any way Earnest Person can. Earnest Person will try harder and harder till the deed is done, even if it takes forever. Earnest Person is Here and Earnest Person will …………… …………………

This s a job for procrastination man. I explain later.

This a job for Manicured Woman. She’ll help you as soon as the polish dries–as long as it doesn’t mar her nails.

Ignore It Man would leave without a word.

Has Tim been reading C&H? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CyanideandHappiness#Style

Eraser Cleaning Man to the rescue!…as soon as I’m done with pencil jar #37

The Political No-Life will stand there and claim that the killbot is part of a political party other than his, and will foam at the mouth about it for hours.

Can’t get more useless than that.