FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 17, 2015
May 10, 2015
May 24, 2015
Transcript:
Jason: It's the last test of the year. We should make a bet and the loser has to do something embarrassing. Eileen: I don't really like betting on tests. Jason: C'mon, I'll even spot you two points! Eileen: Not my thing. Sorry. Jason: Ok, five points! Eileen: Nope. Jason: Ten points! Eileen: Nope. Jason: Fifteen points! Eileen: Nope. Jason: All right, all right, I'll spot you 25 points! Eileen: 25? OK, fine. Jason: Now we just need something super embarrassing for the loser to do. Eileen: You already did it. Teacher: A reminder, class, this test will be worth 20 points.
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
Eileen is always a few steps ahead of you, Jason. Try to catch up, okay?
Kali39 over 9 years ago
That’s Eileen? She needs to let her hair grow…
Arbitrary over 9 years ago
You think that means you’ve won, Elleen? Jason once got a 72 out of 20. You can still lose. Badly.
ZorkArg over 9 years ago
What about a flash-forward strip showing these two as they go through puberty? Will both survive?? The World Wants To Know…
DragonflyLover over 9 years ago
For some reason, I could swear I just got a whiff of fresh Ditto ink…
cubswin2016 over 9 years ago
Duuuh, I don’t know how to count.
scyphi26 over 9 years ago
Don’t count your chickens until they’ve hatched, Eileen. Jason could still blow this test out of the water, and then where will you be?
Though to be fair to both of them, it’ll probably be neck-to-neck either way.
Doctor11 over 9 years ago
You walked right into that one, Jason, and you just haven’t realized it yet.
ChessPirate over 9 years ago
Ah, but they haven’t yet decided on the penalty for losing, so Jason simply doesn’t agree to anything Eileen suggests.
wrigleyvillain over 9 years ago
OMG how I have missed Eilleen scorching Jason. This is one is ‘classic’.
Darth Vitate over 7 years ago
Jason once got a 72 out of 20 so it could be possible.
josuet 6 months ago
I dont get it