Soooooooooooo, we find that there actually is such a thing as lower than a Crustwood Penny, and that’s a cousin who will voluntarily visit their home. Well, let us hope the dog is incontinent, and a couple of the kids are fire starters.
….don’t know why they didn’t hide the TV out in the shed (oh, yeah, riiiiiight….!!!) & stick a couple banjos & a washtub bass in the empty spot, steal a Port-O-John from a construction site the night before (and slather it with wood-grain contact paper to make it look “authentic hill-billy”, put a wrecked car with four bald tires and long-expired tags out in the front yard, stick on bib overalls, blacken some of their teeth (that stuff from Spirit Halloween or in this case the D.D.) or maybe wear some of those “Hyuk-hyuk hillbilly fake teeth” (same sources), go shoeless and put 15 or so stray dogs under the porch so’s the cousins won’t think their kin are “a mite flush”………..
What I don’t understand, and it’s an understandable question: WHY are Dale and Marlene still their “friends”?There must be someone (anyone!) else in that community for them to hang out with.I may be old, but I’m not friends with just anybody! Maybe in retirement communities you stick with the people who stuck to you when you first moved there. But in the Penny’s case that would be "stuck it to you!
mikie2 over 9 years ago
OMG! They make my skin crawl. They make “reptilian brain” sound like a good thing.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 9 years ago
Or say anything either.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 9 years ago
I’m guessing that a lot of those ‘precious’ knickknacks belong to Burl’s cousins.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 9 years ago
Soooooooooooo, we find that there actually is such a thing as lower than a Crustwood Penny, and that’s a cousin who will voluntarily visit their home. Well, let us hope the dog is incontinent, and a couple of the kids are fire starters.
finale over 9 years ago
I smell a movie here (in addition to other, verily toxic ones). Hope Joy bought a lot of room deodorizers at the DD.
orbenjawell Premium Member over 9 years ago
….don’t know why they didn’t hide the TV out in the shed (oh, yeah, riiiiiight….!!!) & stick a couple banjos & a washtub bass in the empty spot, steal a Port-O-John from a construction site the night before (and slather it with wood-grain contact paper to make it look “authentic hill-billy”, put a wrecked car with four bald tires and long-expired tags out in the front yard, stick on bib overalls, blacken some of their teeth (that stuff from Spirit Halloween or in this case the D.D.) or maybe wear some of those “Hyuk-hyuk hillbilly fake teeth” (same sources), go shoeless and put 15 or so stray dogs under the porch so’s the cousins won’t think their kin are “a mite flush”………..
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 9 years ago
What I don’t understand, and it’s an understandable question: WHY are Dale and Marlene still their “friends”?There must be someone (anyone!) else in that community for them to hang out with.I may be old, but I’m not friends with just anybody! Maybe in retirement communities you stick with the people who stuck to you when you first moved there. But in the Penny’s case that would be "stuck it to you!