Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 20, 2015

  1. Blunebottle
    blunebottle  over 9 years ago

    Ah, yes, but what a sow!

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    orinoco womble  over 9 years ago

    You’ll never make a silk purse out of that sow’s ear. Not even Gucci would touch her.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago

    As ye sow. so shall ye reap.

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    PICTO  over 9 years ago

    I’ve seen her acting and would consider her a bit of a ham…

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    Olddog1  over 9 years ago

    Kermit singing.“With a napkin, knife and forkIs the only way I’ll touch pork.”

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    whiteheron  over 9 years ago

    Email from Captain Obvious?

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    Rwill  over 9 years ago

    So when he takes her to meet his parents, he will have brought home the bacon?

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    neverenoughgold  over 9 years ago

    I have a vision of frog legs wrapped in bacon and broiled to perfection…

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    Rwill  over 9 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfJiPPsHJEQ

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