B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 02, 2010

You got ripped off, that was a rake.

Better go back to Wiley’s Dictionary & look it up again.

Good Morning Dogsniff, Ladywolf, ♠Lonewolf♠ & LuvH8!

Not THAT kind of garter, Sleezzy!

Good Morning, LuvH8, Grog, Dogsniff & Ladywolf.

It all makes sense to me, how else would the snake keep it’s stocking up without a garter belt. Actually a snakeskin belt can be very stylish, but that’s another strip.

A hoe needs a garter belt..

A Common Garden snake is better for the children to learn their misspelling and their poisonous snakes at the same time. Wiff Zwip Snap does say it all and that is SFW. or home.

Either way he’s stocking up on things.

Hoes and rakes go together in bodice rippers. The hoes are apt to wear garters, too.

Maybe the snake should look into becoming a member of the Order of the Garter?

Good morning, everyone!!

OK, folks, here’s a ink to what a real garter sake looks like.

http://www.fotosearch.com/bthumb/corbis/DGT077/CB057063.jpg

One among many!

Hoe as used by some here is a fairly disrespectful word.

Regardless of who or what we are, we all deserve RESPECT. Sex for money should not be a crime.

I’m impressed that he got that garter belt attached, so I’ll give him credit for that. It’ll come right off during molting though.

At least he didn’t try to get the garter from that woman with the club!

Just a suggestion, Dogsniff!!

Respect isn’t about rules.

Meanwhile back at the carrots and tomatoes the snake was planting in his garden.. So he could reap a nice crop of rabbits I would assume, with the occasional field mouse appetizer.

Good Eye chasm_b and your most likely right.

I’m still not satisfied in the end.

I may have the Reptile/Amphibian Study Merit Badge from the Boy Scouts of America, but I don’t remember why a garter snake is called a garter snake. (I sometimes hear the misunderstanding of garden(er) snake myself).

A different kind of hoe from what he was expecting.

Actually respect IS about rules, poohbear: the Rules that prevent people from harming themselves and/or other people. Those who break those Rules deserve what they have coming to them, unless they repent and seek mercy from the Author of the Rules! And we all break the Rules, one way or another, at one time or another.

But respect is also about understanding human potential - which breaking the Tules hurts and obeying the Rules helps. In essence, all the Rules say is “you’re either fulfilling or not fulfilling the purpose for which you were born.”

Enough said.

Later, the snake found he enjoyed wearing lacey, pink undergarments…

I thought sake came in bottles, Poohbear ;O)

“Being mature adults does not require twisting what’s in the comic strip or cartoon into a gutter trash discussion.”

It’s not a requirement, it’s a pleasure.

“Using homonyms to subsitute for words which are pornographic or vulgar in scope has no connecton with being a mature thinking adult.”

Why not? When we’re older, we have more understanding why they’re funny. Besides, we have more real-life experience to draw from.

“Yes, younger people are in the know and are not ignorant; but, you over 18 year old folks and you who are over 40 ought to set the example for the younger generation.”

The example I choose to set is that we don’t have to lose our sense of humor as we age; we certainly lose so much else. ”With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come, and let my liver rather heat with wine than my heart cool with mortifying groans!” Some of the finest literature of all time has sex jokes and potty jokes. Shakespeare, Chaucer, Melville, Swift, Rabelais, Twain, Joyce, Bocaccio… The first concern about comedy is whether it’s funny, not whether it’s polite. In fact, that’s the second and third concern, as well.

Amen, fritzoid!

I will happily be anything that legally lets me ask for a hoe…