B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 23, 2015

“And for you — T-Rex — I want you to work out with dumbbells twice a day.”

Don’t do anything about the cause just treat the symptoms

You are only a series of chemical interactions, void of any intelligence or awareness independent of those chemical interactions. This prescription will help you to realize your chemical dependency.

Hey, I want some of that Vicodin!

Vicodin for the back pain.That’ll teach Mr T-Rex to lift heavy humans with his back instead of with his legs.

Nice teeth.

Sounds like my doctor. “Doc, I broke my arm.”

“Stop smoking, Lose weight.”

“But I haven’t smoked in 30 years and I’m 6 foot tall at 200 lbs.”

“You can still lose weight.”

How about a lot of Ketamine for the big guy and I won’t need any of those other things.

Vicodin for a dinosaur sized wedgie.

Nothing’s new…Same things prescribed today.

Actually, the T-Rex just stopped by for some dental floss…..

He just has something stuck in his teeth

At least the critter was thoughtful enough to bring him to the doctor. Or from its point of view, maybe he’s taking his pet to the vet.

My doctor would get out that canister of stuff she uses to freeze off pre-cancer and have at that thing on my lower back!

The birth of modern medicine

“Give….him….a….sedagive!”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UtoYsQJdeM

You should be ashamed of yourself!