Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for April 29, 2015

Once more, Poncho is doomed. (Now how is Bone Ripper’s owner going to pay for his dog destroying the bus like that?)

Exit stage left!

Poncho himself is exercising common sense. But if you ask me, it’s Coward’s Sense.

Poncho call the dog catcher for this Bone Ripper is out of control and needs picked up……just kicked the door off of the bus………heck the bus driver should call !

This could have been avoided if people would just spueter their pets.

Good morning everyone. Run, Forrest, run! Oops, Poncho, run! Have a great day my friends.

Poncho will have to throw Mitzi to the dog(s).

Does anyone get the feeling we’re being set-up for an enomorous fail? I mean with all this who wants to bet that Bone Ripper is probably a gay dog with no interest in Mitzi (now Poncho on the other hand…)

Dogs have been known to lie on their backs and expose their throats at a time like this. Doggie manners require the other dog to accept this as a victory and not tear the submitting dog to shreds. Many years ago I saw my wife’s miniature Schnauzer submit to a big lab like this, and when the lab turned around to walk away, the Schnauzer got up and bit it on the hind end, then immediately threw himself on the ground again. After a few rounds of that, the lab was so confused he just walked away, cautiously looking behind him every few steps. Before then, it had never occurred to me that dogs might cheat in a dog fight.

Still don’t think BR is a Chihuahua. Buuuuuuut, as @Dave above said, we may have been set up. Tune in tomorrow, gang.

I can’t wait! I can’t wait! I can’t wait!