Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 20, 2015
April 19, 2015
April 21, 2015
Transcript:
Honey: You wanted to see me, sir? Duke: Yeah, Honey, I've got a sure-fire investment I want to discuss with you. Honey: But, sir, I... Boy: Hey, Santa! Duke: Not now, kid. Boy: Santa, you're nothing but a bald, skinny fake! Duke: Yeah, well, you're nothing but a snotty-faced whimpering little greedhead! Boy: Waah! Honey: You have a nice touch, sir. Duke: Thanks. Why don't we go someplace quieter?
BE THIS GUY over 9 years ago
Hey kid, don’t dish it out if you can’t take it.
BE THIS GUY over 9 years ago
People like Duke make life fun, especially when they are fictional.
Pointspread over 9 years ago
The original bad Santa.
Kali39 over 9 years ago
Doesn’t hurt to be polite to strangers, right Duke, er Santa?
Yngvar Følling over 9 years ago
Wait a minute. We got all that set-up, and yet they’re not actually showing Roland’s trip to Lebanon?
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago
Hey, I’m impressed Duke kept it clean vis-a-vis the kid. He must be trying to set a good example.
summerdog86 over 9 years ago
So, the kid can hurl the old insults, but not listen to any directed back to him? I know many people like that….they can dish it out, but can’t take it.
Diat60 over 9 years ago
Gotta love Duke!
whiteaj over 9 years ago
Duke has this Santa thing down pat.
KnifeSmile over 9 years ago
Frankly I think Duke was pretty polite… by Duke standards.
Hunter7 over 9 years ago
Santa gets fat from all the snacks left out for him. He gets cranky when he has to go on the diet and exercise thing afterwards. That’s my story. On Duke being Santa.
pbarnrob over 9 years ago
The one I remember hearing W. C. Fields say was “Children? I like children! Boiled, with a few potatoes, they aren’t half bad!”