Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 21, 2015
Transcript:
Honey: Not that I have any money, sir, but what's your investment? Duke: It's right here, Honey. The opportunity of a lifetime! Honey: Why, it's just a boat! Duke: It's not just a boat, Honey! It's a 2000 HP Cabin Cruiser! Completely outfitted for fishing charters out of Miami! Honey: The deck looks a little small, sir. How many can she accommodate? Duke: Well, not too many passengers, but the cargo hold is big enough to take 50 bales easy! Honey: Bales, sir? Duke: I mean, fish. Lots of room for fish.
BE THIS GUY over 9 years ago
Yes, fish, especially the kind you like to smoke.
Astolat over 9 years ago
Who snarfed all the olives between frame 3 and 4…?
thirdguy over 9 years ago
I thought they were nuts.
Pointspread over 9 years ago
Square Grouper, no doubt!
StCleve72 over 9 years ago
A local in Key West told me a story back in ‘80 of a cigarette boat being chased by the DEA dumping bales overboard. As they washed up on the shore the locals pulled up in pickups and vans and celebrated Xmas morning early. True? Apocryphal? I wasn’t there but in Key West one hears some great stories.
kaffekup over 9 years ago
As long as there’s room on the deck for one of those bales for Duke to smoke. Kind of like a tip.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago
The jig was up as soon as he said “2000 HP cabin cruiser.”
Red Ruffensor over 9 years ago
Plus, there’s room in the glove box for Laetrile.