Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for May 12, 2010
May 11, 2010
May 13, 2010
Transcript:
Charlene: It's almost swimwear season again?? How will we ever be ready for that?! Andrea: We just have to pull ourselves up by our bootstraps and go on! Charlene: Boots are ridiculous in May. Andrea: There are some cute pastel ankle boots, but they don't really have straps. Charlene: We could pull ourselves up by our gladiator stiletto straps. Andrea: Too tippy. How about our platform-soled slingback straps? Charlene: Too chunky. Our flip-flop ankle straps? Andrea: Nah. Peep-toe pump straps? Charlene: Nah. Cathy: Fitness setback, 2010: Footwear is wrong.
lightenup Premium Member over 14 years ago
LOL, Gweedo!!
funnyfan928 over 14 years ago
Not if they wear strapless bras they won’t.
mrslukeskywalker over 14 years ago
What does it matter when your feet are too fat to fit into any of your shoes?
ellisaana Premium Member over 14 years ago
Second that Mrs Luke…although I found these really cute orthopedic sandals….No No, it is not an oxymoron.
mrslukeskywalker over 14 years ago
Oh, ellisaaana, I was only referring to Cathy and her friends who ate too much cheese yesterday, even though it’s bathing suit time. Now they are being picky about summer footwear that won’t fit them now anyway. I wasn’t saying anything about real people, just Cathy. This reminds me, It’s time to get all my flip flops out and do my toes red. YAAAAY!
ellisaana Premium Member over 14 years ago
Mrs L…thought you were joking and I was just following your lead….sometimes dry humor doesn’t come across too well in writing.
but.. with the shoes Cathy and her friends like to wear, and the way they eat, they will be shopping for orthopedic shoes soon.
(yes, yay to flip flop weather!)
avonsalis over 14 years ago
Thank goodness guys don’t have to do this sort of contortion. With no bras to pull ourselves up by, the only underwear left would leave us all in permanent self-wedgie mode.
That would get old pretty fast. Or extinct, even.