Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for May 12, 2010

Sugar and spice and everything nice.

Don”t fool yourself, that comes up more than you’d like to think.

all 2 true

These girls are all true grit. Blood and guts in that order.

Girls! Girls! Groin, knee, solar plexus. In that order. though it depends on what kind of weapon you use. Just be certain your nail polish is from REVLON!

And don’t let anyone call you, “Girl.” Owwww!

I thought it was to take away their capacitor.

Eyes are iffy. Taking them out doesn’t really incapacitate, but it gives you a nearly insurmountable advantage for as long as your opponent is blind. On the other hand they’re small, and you’ve got to get both of them. On the other other hand, taking out the eyes doesn’t require a great deal of strength, and a good manicure (with the right polish) would make the tactic available to even the smallest girlfighter. And freeholder, maybe she overlooked the groin because she’s assuming a female opponent, as well. The last “fight” we saw Ms. Amazement in was with Bruda, after all…

“There are seven working defenses from this position. Three of them disarm with minimal contact. Three of them kill. The other…HURTS.”

– Batman: The Dark Knight Returns

Nowhere and everywhere, Doc. Her job is to be a nonentity, so if she took attention away from the entities she’d be a self-contradiction.

Of course, when you’re up against Ms. Amazement’s entities (and who wouldn’t want that?), nobody else stands a chance.

Can we say “entities” in here without being censored?

Only if you don’t say it aloud.

“I wanted to talk about boys!” “We are.”