Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for May 15, 2010
Transcript:
scrappy lad: how about we hold hands, moxie? moxie: how about you hold my fist with your face? Man: lissen up, brats! this ain't no place for kids, so hit the bricks, you two! moxie: What?? where are we supposed to go? man: I don't care! find a playground! scrappy lad: At 2:30 in the morning?? man: *sigh* what good are bars if they don't keep kids off the street...?
zero over 14 years ago
Hey barkeep- shut your piehole & get them a triple of Jack with 2 straws
ksoskins over 14 years ago
Cuervo Gold with a Dos Equis back.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Tila Tequila is baby sitting for Sheik?
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
It’s 2:30 in the morning. Where is YOUR underage sidekick?
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
You don’t have to go home, but you can’t get your diaper changed here.
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
There’s a nice little pool hall around the corner. That’ll keep you kids out of trouble.