Ralph: I'm going to whisper some advice to Norman. I'll whisper so softly, he'll think he thought of it himself. Tell her she smells nice!
Norman: You smell like mice!
Ralph: I should've whispered a tad louder!
If I was dumb enough to say something like that, my wife (after looking confused for a few minutes) would probably respond with “and how would you know what mice smell like?” And I’d probably just shrug and say “autocorrect”.
Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member over 9 years ago
No sugar tonight.
Johnnie Polo Premium Member over 9 years ago
Better than “You have lice”, I suppose.
Chris Kenworthy over 9 years ago
Worst Cyrano ever! ;)
sarahbowl1 Premium Member over 9 years ago
I’m sitting here all by myself, laughing out loud. Hilarious!
shamino over 9 years ago
If I was dumb enough to say something like that, my wife (after looking confused for a few minutes) would probably respond with “and how would you know what mice smell like?” And I’d probably just shrug and say “autocorrect”.
jbmlaw01 over 9 years ago
Come on and kiss de girl