Free Range by Bill Whitehead for May 13, 2010

  1. Zappa sheik
    ksoskins  over 14 years ago

    I bet they were hoping for Ginger or Mary Ann.

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  2. Cal
    lobkiller  over 14 years ago

    after a few months, even lovey howell will be looking foxy

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  3. Waving flag
    Trainwreck_1  over 14 years ago

    I want to be the director so I can yell CUT!

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  4. Simpsonized me close up
    mrprongs  over 14 years ago

    Skipper - Jonas Grumby Professor - Roy Hinkley Lovey Howell - Eunice Howell Gilligan - no official name, though the creator was found of Willie Gilligan. Apparently, creator preference didn’t hold much sway. After 15 years, one rescue, & 12 days, they were finally rescued for good, then the Howell’s opened a resort on the island, made them all equal partners, and they spent their days working there. Finally being rescued for good must have drove them insane. All that time trying tog et off, and they end up living there permanently, and serving tourists., Also, there was a plane there the whole time and nobody knew. Seriously. 15 years, then 12 more days, a plane was hidden in the jungle. And guess who got it working? Mr. I-Can’t-Repair-A Hole-In-A-Boat-Nor-Build-A Boat-But-I’m-Still-Smarter-Than-You.

    And in the cartoon Gilligan’s Planet, they build a rocket that travels faster than light and crash lands on another planet. A rocket people. Not a boat. A rocket. Out of bamboo, vines, and rocks. But a boat’s too difficult.

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