Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 01, 2015
Transcript:
Woman: Let's try another approach...what do you do for a living? Eddie: I'm a lobstah-man. Woman: Ok...what does the us or...you know...them field guide say, dear? Man: He's most likely one of us, so it's ok for us to eat here. *BURP* Eddie: Theah's only one o' me. Flo: And I appreciate that maw than evah now, Eddie.
hsawlrae over 9 years ago
“BURP”? He can surely do better than that.
Dtroutma over 9 years ago
It’s the eddy around Eddie’s burp that drove ’em off.
phylum over 9 years ago
thank you eddie for being one of us…I mean them….I mean…oh …I don’t know what I mean..thank you for not being mean..well you know what I mean…
dadoctah over 9 years ago
Doesn’t the cafe have one of those signs that says “we reserve the right to refuse service to anyone”?.Or the tongue-in-cheek version that says “we reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone”?
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 9 years ago
What a charming couple.
sarazan7 over 9 years ago
Glad this one’s over.
tripwire45 over 9 years ago
Unrealistic caricatures created by editorializing cartoonist to misrepresent real human beings are out the door.
Varnes over 9 years ago
Thanks, Miller….
whiteheron over 9 years ago
@hsawlrae.The burp is just a breath of airThat comes from the heart,But when it hits the lower tractIt then becomes a poot.
puddlesplatt over 9 years ago
the Burp scared the heck out of them, never hear, or ever did one.
puddlesplatt over 9 years ago
is that a gas mask on Paulie?
katzenbooks45 over 9 years ago
Maybe they confused “lobstahman” with, well, you know…
Dour Scotsman over 9 years ago
Love the gas mask on the Cat :)
Can't Sleep over 9 years ago
Considering Cap’n Eddie’s belch cleared the air and the diner, the next coffee’s on me.Must have been some burp. It sent the seagull flapping, and Pauly had to put on a gasmask.(I also like the exclamation point from Eddie’s pipe!)
dabugger over 9 years ago
Wow, peace at last. Yet wonders what the interloper’s little book on ‘them’ says?
Rarely528 over 9 years ago
Eddie isn’t “us” or “them” but “him”. “individualism” trumps the gang mentality of bigots. It’s very challenging if you have to see someone from the group you hate as a real person and not just a gay, liberal, right winger, commie or whatever. Kind of puts a dent in the hatred. I guess those two weren’t up to the challenge of it.
Squoop over 9 years ago
Love the seagull taking off, lol!
MeGoNow Premium Member over 9 years ago
That’s why they call on him when the foghorn breaks down.
johnschutt over 9 years ago
What a lovely, tolerant individual you are.
You can only show tolerance when you disagree with someone else, but allow them to have their rights to differ with you. All else is that of yours and Wiley’s – totalitarianism.
ladamson1918 over 9 years ago
They thought that a lobsterman was someone who ate lobsters, which would make Eddie one of the 1%. As far as the religious debate, it’s been about profits, not prophets.
lindagommel over 9 years ago
Wiley is lying, as liberals typically do. Memories Pizza, the bake shops, etc., did not refuse to serve gays in their places of business. They declined to serve gay weddings as a violation of their principles and faith. They have the right to that opinion and action. The Gay Mafia and the enabling media, including leftist comic strip artists, have decided that certain segments of society don’t have the right to their convictions. The Leftists and Gays are the intolerant, hateful people.
Gokie5 over 9 years ago
Thanks to Puddlesplatt, NightShade and all the pointer-outers of the little touches like the gas mask (I was going to ask about that one), the seagull, and Eddie’s pipe smoke. You help make us aware of amplifications of meaning (or words to that effect) we would not have otherwise noticed.And thanks to the people who put their own interpretations on who the bigots are. You helped illustrate Wiley’s point.
gjsjr41 over 9 years ago
I like the cat’s gas mask.
bsox over 9 years ago
hope that is the last of this garbage..get back to writing funnies
Joy Sabl Premium Member over 9 years ago
Thanks for this, deftly handled.
UniqeUsername over 9 years ago
It would have been great if “THEM” was Christians or Straight folks or something.
wherehaveallthetalentedartistsgone over 9 years ago
Glad it’s over, but the truth is Miller’s not the only bigoted cartoonist drawing today.
luvdafuneez over 9 years ago
Ooooo, by the looks of things (gas mask, etc.), that wasn’t a burp. It was a ‘furp.’ They can be quite odiferous…
Dr_Zinj over 9 years ago
Yeah, but will she zero out Eddie’s tab for it?
dflak over 9 years ago
I like the way Wiley avoided the word, “Bible” or “Koran” or “Torah” or whatever and euphemized with “Field Guide.” Still leaves it wide open.
Well we don’t know if oral sex is a sin or not. It’s not covered in the field guide.
PhantomPlumber over 9 years ago
The most amusing part of this story arc has been seeing how many people in the comments section have had their consciences pricked.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member over 9 years ago
I hope they left a big tip.
Godfreydaniel over 9 years ago
This ending was appropriate, since so many of those commenting appeared to be full of gas! I predicted Eddie’s parting shot three days ago. To quote myself: (Eddie is one of my favorite current comic strip characters but I’d be hard-pressed to put him into ANY category of “them” since he’s one of a kind!)
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 9 years ago
Cat with a gas mask! (Don’t blame it!)Anyone know the cat’s name?
Dr.silly over 9 years ago
For those who somehow think the characters portrayed in the strip this week were “unrealistic” and “over the top” caricatures, I offer you this:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/30/pastor-homosexuality-death-worthy_n_7183158.html?utm_hp_ref=gay-voices
Varnes over 9 years ago
I for one think this was one of the funniest story arcs in a long time. But it was an audience participation piece…And Wiley purposely didn’t didn’t even name anybody, except bigots, yet look at all the flack he got! Oh, and dflac, thanks for pointing that out….Ha! Field Manual..Wiley is so sly……Went right over my head…
Say What? Premium Member over 9 years ago
I always like the punctuation marks coming out of Eddie’s pipe. I think he just got an extension on his tab from Flo for his help.
Varnes over 9 years ago
I guess what I’m trying to say is that this the best there is in both cartooning and social commentary….I’m stunned by Miller’s talent and genius, as well as the idiocy of some of his readers…You know…Them…..And I’m pretty sure he’s laughing as hard as the rest of us are…….
Tonksquawk over 9 years ago
Love the mask on the cat after the burp!!
Godfreydaniel over 9 years ago
@VarnesI had a quick little post for you yesterday@Dr.sillyDid you ever learn not to mistake Thomas Jefferson for James Madison, per my reply to your embarrassing mistake, yesterday?
Mickeylacey over 9 years ago
Very cool comment on intolerance of all kinds….was a generic overall cool idea!!!!
Rarely528 over 9 years ago
It’s great the way Eddie just ignores these idiots and just continues acting naturally. The idiots can’t handle disinterest.
Godfreydaniel over 9 years ago
@Dr.sillyHere is your post from yesterday (your embarrassing mistake from yesterday):The phrase, “separation of church and state” comes from a guy named Thomas Jefferson. You may have heard of him. He wrote the Constitution.
Godfreydaniel over 9 years ago
Here is my reply to you: (and WHY nobody corrected your mistake in either yesterday or today’s comments saddens me)Er……no, he didn’t. Thomas Jefferson had as much to do with writing the Constitution as he did of writing the Magna Carta. He did write the first draft of that Declaration thing……..
lindz.coop Premium Member over 9 years ago
One of you was all it took to dump those sorry losers. :)