Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 15, 2010

I’ve seen road kill that looked better…and probably smelled better.

That won’t be the last time Bung has fallen off the wagon.

Was that “fell off” or “fell under”?

Looks like he fell off the turnip truck.

I’d be careful here, Rodney, Bung has a lot of mileage on him.

Hold him at arms length. (whew)

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I never knew Bung was on the wagon to start with.

Slightly worn, a dent here and there, but still…..

Let the buyer beware.

Dog the Bounty Hunter thanks you. He didn’t want to go hunting Bung if he jumped bail. (Like he could jump over anything…)

That’ll teach Rodney to pay for something sight unseen.

I saw that one coming a mile off. Still, I agree with ladyfingers, who said it best. :)

How much for the wagon?

Red was that smashed the last time he fell off a wagon… a Red Rider wagon, that is.

But Bung ow ed the other guy (the bartender), Joe!

hahahahahahahahahahahaha