Last Kiss by John Lustig for April 24, 2015

Perhaps he’d like to beat about the bush.

Untainted, apart from the DDT and dioxin residues, plus the biphenyls and the GMO earthworm by-products.

Our love is untainted, and unless you want to catch my collection of STDs, you’ll want to keep it that way.

Is that Aspen or are you just happy to see me.

All that wood and no beaver.

VIRGIN?? wood……well he ain’t getting any and he can keep his hands to himself. No honey will he see till he makes her his wife.

John – You outdid yourself on this one. Vince & Allen – Great ’Toon

The best place to hide a tree is in a forest, which is why she doesn’t wax.

I think Baslim was going for a play on words. ‘Ardor’ instead of ‘Arbor’. Then again, it may be a typo. Pretty fortuitous if it was.

The saddest part is that even in that condition he can still walk normally

National Arbor Day is a gimmick. Each state has its own Arbor Day based on the best time to plant. Most are sometime in April, but Hawaii’s is in November, Alaska’s is in May, Florida’s is in January, etc.

Go ahead and pecker on the cheek you fool.

He seems to be admiring her “buds”.

“I wish all young girls were like trees in a Forestand I were a woods-man, I’d…” ah the old roll your leg over song