Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for April 30, 2015

Seriously bad battery placement there, Marcus.

Marcus looks more like a pee-er inventor.Sorry I was missing last nite. We had some people over for dinner and I was asleep by 11pm.Today we dropped the suv off to have a trailer hitch put on and went across the street to Clackamas Town Center. I got my eyes examined. we had lunch, walked the whole mall twice and sat, and sat and sat, Took UHaul 6 hours to put on the hitch!I’m going to bed early again tonite!

At least it’s a better place than the typical garage inventor.

Bev… the expression on that dog’s face makes me think maybe he’s underwater with Marcus’ battery.

I don’t blame Marcus for not wanting to be in the room with that thing…not only is there the danger of electrocution… (How did he connect that thing, anyway? I guess he dropped it in already hooked up?)…

But the constant sight and sound of those little streams of running water would….… er….I mean, every few minutes I’d have to… um… …excuse me… I’ll be right back…

Monkey!! Bev!!

I just saw what you two said before the turn.Bev! How can you lie about me like that?Monkey, how can you believe her??And after all those foot rubs and banana cream pies!You KNOW how Bev likes to get me in trouble!

ME, wearing those red shoes?I can fall over in sandals.

ME, upside down on a pole??You know I can’t even get on top of the refrigerator when you ask me to come talk to you.

I’ll tell you who was doing that pole dance…and maybe even in those shoes.

It was her, Monkey.It was Bev.

Well, not just Bev….It was the Ballard Belles Over-40’s Auxiliary’s Tuesday Night Pole Dancing class. I, of course, refused to take such a thing….I am a lady of refinement and taste…I am a lady who just had a birthday well beyond the realm of dancing on poles…

(Though to tell the truth, the combined ages of the seven ladies who DID take the class ought to make about 17.42 pole dancers…. just between you and me.)

Anyway…. always the one to lead the mischief…Bev shinnied right up that pole…And in front of the little monkeys!And now she wants to divert suspicion to me. Poor innocent little me.

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Looks to me as if Marcus has been sprinkling a little something on his corn flakes.

Good morning BS’rs. Whats all the kerfuffle about? Oh well,you people and monkey figgure it out.I’ve got to go pick up scripts today and some stuff for Spot and I to eat. Supposed to be close to 80 this week,naurally i have to go today so it’s only 60’s but i got ‘gear’ to wear and Mogee[my bike]does not mind,so see ’ya later,gater. :) Peace.

I think Marcus has sprung a leak…

Well at least he put a tarp down. Last time he got the floor all wet.

BevCamping season is upon us!BTW……I told you not to say anything about You KNow Who about using the Pole after hours. Now “YKW” is sniffling over in the corner next to the volcano. You go apologize right now!

I’m back. looks like Marcus,sealed the connections on the battery or/there would a short circle,in the hook up. There would be excess hydrogen built up inside the battery. Expose that to a spark and BOOM. ZzAppp.>>:) Peace.

To all the Vets out there.It all ended this day April 30,1975Saigon fell May 1, 1975Remember those we lost….remember those that survived.40 years later I still get nervous hearing a chopper.

Red and Mudd…

You guys are probably right …but it’s those experimental stages that kill ya!

Oh, and Happy 3 … much better.Still not gonna, though.LOL.

Hey… he posted those for ME!!

You tried to get me fired and now you want my SHOES, too?

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