FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 08, 2015

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 9 years ago

    {shaking head in shame} Jason, Jason, Jason.

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    whims  over 9 years ago

    He hasn’t heard about the work the advertisement department at Google has done with self-driving billboards?

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    kattbailey  over 9 years ago

    Actually, I think Jason has a point.. They do, seemingly willingly, turn themselves into walking billboards…

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    dflak  over 9 years ago

    I like the one about Congressmen having to dress like NASCAR drivers with patches all over them to show who’s sponsoring them.

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    Waddling Eagle  over 9 years ago

    Jason needs to read “A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court” if he wants to know about human shaped billboards.

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    neverenoughgold  over 9 years ago

    Dale Jr. won Talladega last Sunday, driving a Chevy SS billboard…

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    phoenixnyc  over 9 years ago

    NASCAR is the quintessential American sport—all you have to do is go around in circles.

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    zeimetr  over 9 years ago

    I think that he is on to something!

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    Doctor11  over 9 years ago

    This is going to turn into one of those arguments that’ll leave Peter pulling his hair out frustration and Jason failing to realize that in NASCAR, those are real cars driven by real people.

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    neverenoughgold  over 9 years ago

    Hard to decide what is more boring to me…. golf or car racing.

    Too bad! I suppose you consider baseball nine (or more) innings of sheer, breathtaking excitement…

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    emjaycee  over 9 years ago

    Once Jason realized that golf was all based on physics, he can do the same with NASCAR: track banking versus shifting, miles/gallon comparisons, redesign an engine for more power. Not to mention finishing order: one race back in the 90s, I realized that the top five finishers were prim numbers and the next five were various multiples of those prime numbers.,

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