FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 24, 2015

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Lopping shears can easily cut through hammock rope.

A dictionary…yup that’s what have in a hammock.

Surprised by how well this translated into Spanish.

And sympathy comes between sh*t and syphilis.

Chores come before food, son.

Time to cut the rope on the hammock, and that’ll make Peter work.

I’v always been told "If you’re looking for Sympathy it’s in the dictionary between $h!t and Syphilis in the dictionary.The last time I was told that I said, “Sympathy and symbiotic are both on the same page.”