Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 06, 2015
May 05, 2015
May 07, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: So, there is a chance I could end the catapocalypse and save the world? Woman: If the one who caused this horror goes back in time, he can find it. But in doing so, his whole world will vanish. Everything will be gone! Rip Haywire: Everything? Will I still like Funyuns? Woman: Who cares! They are outlawed in a Catapocalypse! Rip Haywire: Nooooooo! I'll do it! Where's the Delorean I need to drive in? Woman: Sigh! Everyone wants a Delorean nowadays! Yer gettin' what I give yah!
Rod Gonzalez over 9 years ago
Why do I have the feeling that Rip’s marriage to Breezy will be one of the things erased?
johnrussco over 9 years ago
… and what’s he getting …?!?
Linda Solomon over 9 years ago
Oh, Granny Witch, please leave Rip and Breezy alone and let them enjoy the newest little Haywire. I beg this of you Mother of Mayhem!
Space_cat over 9 years ago
I’ll bet it’s some crappy Hyundai!
Chithing Premium Member over 9 years ago
He’ll have to ride her broom. As a passenger, on the rear. And he’ll have to hold on to her tightly… It might be easier to give up the funyuns.
SKJAM! Premium Member over 9 years ago
No “One More Day” shenanigans, please.
imbaldeagle over 9 years ago
Back to the pasture.
johnrussco over 9 years ago
yeah, now that you mention it
B LeCren over 9 years ago
Definitely… and with the same attitude…
SkyFisher over 9 years ago
And the baby becomes the victim of retro-active abortion a-la-Teminator movie.
Malcolm Hall over 9 years ago
I wouldn’t mind seeing the curse of Dagwood lifted from Rip.
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
Tune in tomorrow to see Rip Haywire ride to the rescue in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
warjoski Premium Member over 9 years ago
Rip Haywire: Time Police
ColonelClaus over 9 years ago
Time travel in a Pinto, Corvair, or a Gremlin…
Sheila Hardie over 9 years ago
Chevy Nova.
Dave W1 over 9 years ago
Man, I hope they don’t break up Rip and Breezy